Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness…
That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?