Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window.
Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor.
Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
