Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window.
Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor.
Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions). Dr: What’s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!
Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down? Man or woman?, asked the applicant!
