The police are coming

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

American Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!