You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.
Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.
Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?