You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!
Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!