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Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny Seeing a cockroachSeeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.
Funny If you want to remove wrinklesIf you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny Millions of gallons of alcohol is leftEvery year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
