Throwing an apple at a woman

Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!

Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.