In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!
Girl’s status on Facebook: ‘Feeling sad!’ 17021 comments. Boy’s status: ‘Going to commit suicide!’ 2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!
A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!
