In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!
A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
