Throwing an apple at a woman

What is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, Do I have to sit here and starve all night? Waiter: No Sir, we close at 9 o’clock.

It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!

Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.