I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!
Roses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.
Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.