The best gifts to be given

A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.

Taking a cue from Idea advertisement, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.