The best gifts to be given:To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
Funny Drink and Drive should not beDrink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny Keep messaging meHi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of love. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
Funny A student writes a letter via telegramA student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!