Fantastic message by a son-in-law:
Dear Mother-in-law,
Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!