Fantastic message by a son-in-law

3 reasons why I’m single: 1. I can’t date food 2. I can’t date myself 3. I can’t date the internet

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…

A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, Do I have to sit here and starve all night? Waiter: No Sir, we close at 9 o’clock.