Fantastic message by a son-in-law

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.

Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.

Advice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.