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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!

If you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!