Success is when Signature turns

Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!

God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!