Enter your hands in between

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!

It’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.