Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!
Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
How do you tickle a rich girl? Gucci Gucci Gucci… And how does a rich girl sneeze? Jimmy Choo…
The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?
A girl fell in love with a boy at 2nd sight, because at 1st sight, she did’nt know that . . .. he has Audi Q7!
You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!