When one door closes

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’, She laughs for 10 minutes, Forwards that to her friends, And then replies the boy. Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.