Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny But i really love YouBoy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Funny I heard that good looks can killI heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!
Funny It’s rainingIt’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.
Funny Written on the T-shirt of a beautifulWritten on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Funny What are the people of TurkeyTeacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
