The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!
How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
If I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.
