A history teacher and his wife were

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

Q: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.