Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!
A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him. Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time. Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!
