Dream man will come on a horse

The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

Where do you see MANGOES? Mango tree No . .. Fruit Shop No . .. Maaza Drink No . .. Then exactly where does one sees it? A: Wherever Woman Goes, MAN GOES!

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.