Dream man will come on a horse

A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions). Dr: What’s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!

How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!