Dream man will come on a horse

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

Break-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!