The ‘Right to Sleep’

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

Men love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

Don’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!