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Funny It’s really weird that a womanIt’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!
Funny Whenever you have a problemWhenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.
Funny Today if anyone praises youToday if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
Funny I hate it when people point toI hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
Funny An idea can change your life butAn idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!