Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.
Q: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Wish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!
Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?