Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Pappu: I don’t know.
Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called?
Pappu: They are called Germs.
News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him. Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time. Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!