Who has made your life worth

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.

Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.