Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Why did Saddam Hussein attackWhy did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.
Funny When your ex saysWhen your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!
Funny Who has made your life worthAt a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Funny The way petrol prices are increasingThe way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny Faithful husband will go straightBest advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…
