What would confuse

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.

Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.