What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny At 18 a lady is like a footballAt 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Funny I told him you expiredGrandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
Funny Enter your hands in betweenFeeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!
Funny When a woman becomes naughtyReverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Funny Height of BeggingHeight of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.