What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
Funny At what time did you go to bedMom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!
Funny If you want to remove wrinklesIf you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!
Funny Let’s have some funWoman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Funny A boy goes to see a cabare danceA boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
