Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.
The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! your kids and my kids are beating our kids.