When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
