After a few drinks man goes naughty

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! your kids and my kids are beating our kids.

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.

What is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.