The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice?
And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!
When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!
Taking a cue from Idea advertisement, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!
