The world’s ending and still

Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.

look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.

Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.