Who let The dog out

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

Thought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’

Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.