Why in a couple’s photo man is

A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up? All false, girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.

Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?