Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.