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Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.

I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

What is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.

Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?