Why in a couple’s photo man is

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!

A software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.

A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.

Colour of your underwear reflects your mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it…

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

When you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!