A retired sergeant was asked

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!

Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.

Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife