A retired sergeant was asked: Well, how do you like civilian life? Terrible, he said gruffly, all those people around and nobody in charge!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny If couples who are in loveIf couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.
Funny A firefighter addressing theA firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!
Funny Black boy very romantically askedOn a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?
Funny A little girl was frantically prayingA little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
Funny White paper on black moneyWhite paper on black money: Details are grey, May age with time to yellow, Opposition sees red, Taxpayers green with envy.
Funny So change your underwear dailyBeauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
