Acquaintance: So have you sold anything

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

In chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.

I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!

Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.