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Funny Pay The BilI want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.
Funny If you were going to die soonIf you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Funny God created millions of facesGod created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
Funny Faithful husband will go straightBest advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…
Funny I don’t want to lose a friendYou are very special to me. I don’t want to lose a friend like you. I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you . .. … jump from one tree to another!
Funny You see I’m born geniusRemember these two words, it will open many doors in life. . .. … …. 1. Push 2. Pull Impressed? You see I’m born genius!
