Acquaintance: So have you sold anything

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.

The sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.

Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.

Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!

You know what College means? C: Come O: On L: Let’s L: Love E: Each G: Girl E: Equally So every boy goes to College.