The reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Education is incomplete withoutEducation is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
Funny A history teacher and his wife wereA history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’
Funny Alcohol contain female hormonesAlcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Funny You should pay your taxesIncome Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny Be lazy, think crazyI love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!
