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Funny They forget to mention moronsScientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Funny A solicitor is reading out his client’sA solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!
Funny Formulas must be on your fingerExaminer: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.
Funny Once upon a time a guy askedOnce upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny Try going out naked tomorrowBeauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!