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Funny Work for the LoardCome, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Funny Definition of LIQUIDITYWhat is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Funny Kindly observe silence forGood Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks
Funny I have written a poem for youI’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!