The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
A firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!
Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!