Woman with her mouth shut

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?

Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!