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Funny Dear Optimist, Pessimist andDear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist
Funny This was written on a toilet doorCome like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!
Funny Education is incomplete withoutEducation is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
Funny I heard that good looks can killI heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Funny The rain makes all things beautifulThe rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
