The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!