Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your TeethFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Funny We chose MarriageSo many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Funny A women’s prayer: Dear LordA women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
Funny The difference between a pigeonThe difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Funny Let’s have some funWoman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
