Roses are red violets are blue

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.

You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.