Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Q: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
