Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny What is the height of flirtingWhat is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
Funny First you forget namesFirst you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Funny Written on the T-shirt of a beautifulWritten on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
Funny Steve Jobs’ last wordsSteve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
Funny You love someoneYou love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
Funny Wife at the dinner tableWife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!
