Your smile can be compared to a flower,
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
Your innocence to a child,
But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.