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Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!