Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny what’s in the bottle next to youCop: Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It’s water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Driver: What? Jesus! He did it again!
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny Be lazy, think crazyI love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!
Funny You see I’m born geniusRemember these two words, it will open many doors in life. . .. … …. 1. Push 2. Pull Impressed? You see I’m born genius!
Funny When you miss somebodyWhen you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!