Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.
His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
They say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!