Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Son: Dad, I’m hungrySon: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.
Funny Mind his own businessA guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.
Funny BBM and Whatsapp have beenBBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!
Funny A teenage boy to his fatherA teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny What do you call a womanWhat do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
