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Funny News of the World will emailI’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
Funny Behind every successful manBehind every successful man there is a woman! So if you aspire to be more successful, increase the number of women behind you proportionately. Look, it’s so simple!
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Funny A solicitor is reading out his client’sA solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!
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Funny Don’t marry and make a womanThought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.
