My husband told me

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!

A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!