Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Throwing an apple at a womanIn ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!
Funny Steve Jobs’ last wordsSteve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
Funny She caught me kissing my wifeBoss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
Funny Men love war becauseMen love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them
Funny God created millions of facesGod created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
