Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
American Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!
A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!
Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.