A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Funny You have always been a headacheMon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!
Funny A software engineer was smokingA software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
Funny Girls are funny creaturesGirls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!
Funny Who let The dog outI saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!