A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Quote on a husband’s T-ShirtQuote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.
Funny A Solid reason for having two girlfriendsA Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
Funny If you were going to die soonIf you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Funny A student writes a letter via telegramA student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!