A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Quote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.
I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?