A foolish man tells a woman to

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!

The reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.

I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.