A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny This was written on a toilet doorCome like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!
Funny 3 Apples changed the world3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
Funny Just to get away from youI would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny Men don’t have feelingsSome time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!