A Happy Boss tells his employees:You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I ‘ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks.
A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.