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Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny Four beautiful girls are walkingTeacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
Funny I prefer not to thinkI prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Funny What’s the different betweenQ: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Funny Once upon a time a guy askedOnce upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.
Funny Thanks to mediaYou are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media
