Don’t waste time thinking

Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight. Friend: Never heard of love at second sight? Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!

What is old age? When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!