Alcohol is the worst thing in the

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!

Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.