Alcohol is the worst thing in the

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?