Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Marriage is the only UnionIn most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!
Marriage What most women wantWhat most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
Marriage Man, The Master of WomenProspective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marriage How to take major decisionsHow to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage If I die firstWife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!
