Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Why all girls are so sweetOnce a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
Marriage Your wallet was getting fatDear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage I am not talking to youWife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
Marriage Why doesn’t law permit a manQ: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
