Never Argue with your wife

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

Wife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.