Never Argue with your wife

Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!

A woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!