True friends stand behind you

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!

Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.