True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!
Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!