Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!
