Marriage is like a casino

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.