Marriage is like a casino

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice