All Husbands are like Bluetooth

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!

Marriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!

Thinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.