All Husbands are like Bluetooth

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?

God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.