Different Phases of a man

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!