Different Phases of a man

Wives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.