Different Phases of a man

Dear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!

How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice