Different Phases of a man

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

Just because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!