It’s a day when a man stops doing

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!