Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If your man says he’ll fixDear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!
Marriage A man’s dreamA man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Marriage 20% of marriages in this countryIt is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage A lot of men and women wouldA lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
