Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Don’t marry the person you wantDon’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!
Marriage How Dogs and Women are alikeHow Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
Marriage If you keep losing your hairWife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
Marriage When wife and children go for a vacation3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage What men wantWhat men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!
