Happy Wedding Anniversary

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.

What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.