Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?