Listening to your WAGs is like

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!

The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.

Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards

Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!